WARP to tackle Greenghouse Gas Emissions by banning all CO2

WARP will abolish the gas Carbon Dioxide altogether. Any person found to be emitting CO2 will face a fine of $1000 dollars on the spot. The policy will be called the Demented Action Plan. All officers charged with enforcing it will be called Dementors.

We are not sure how we will deal with everyday breathing, but we’re working on it. At the very last, such on-the-spot fines will fund all of the rest of our promises forever. It looks like a sustainable business plan to us. We are sure that the Dementors will do a fine job.

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