Yes it’s time to release more WARPed policies.
If elected WARP will promote politicians commensurate with the amount of hot air they produce…oh shit, I think that’s what happens now. Forget that one.
If elected WARP will Stop the Peers! Yes, that’s it. Stop the Peers.
If elected WARP will make the party whips dress in leather and carry real whips – that should liven up parliament a bit.
That’s enough for now!
Vote WARP to get WA up to warp factor Clive – sorry, I meant 5.