WARP’s election promises

WARP will run in the UK 2015 election under the Wessex Articulated Ridiculous Party and this is our manifesto…

We promise to lower income taxes

We promise to lower business taxes

We promise to reduce the deficit

We promise to give free education

We promise to give free health care

We promise to stay in Europe

We promise to leave Europe

We promise that there is life on Mars

We promise world peace

We promise that all lawyers are nice people

And accountants and real estate agents and bankers too

We promise to review all our promises should we be elected and see reality; and finally

Should we be elected, we promise to find numerous ways to deny we ever made any promises in the first place


So….VOTE FOR WARP – get the UK up to WARP FACTOR 10!



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