There are a choice of 2 prayers for WARP Politician’s to use.
The Official Politician’s Prayer
Our government, somehow elected,
Delusion be our game.
My god we’re dumb
But there’s work to be done
And blame to be deflected.
Delay us today our daily decisions.
And forgive us our empty promises,
As we forgive those who make empty
promises in response.
And lead us not into innovation,
But deliver us from progress.
For we have the Ministers,
With the power and the will
For ever and ever.
The Election Haiku
The people have to choose
Between a rock and hard place
Suffer in your jocks!