Politician’s Prayers

There are a choice of 2 prayers for WARP Politician’s to use.

These are:

The Official Politician’s Prayer

Our government, somehow elected,

Delusion be our game.

My god we’re dumb

But there’s work to be done

And blame to be deflected.

Delay us today our daily decisions.

And forgive us our empty promises,

As we forgive those who make empty

  promises in response.

And lead us not into innovation,

But deliver us from progress.

For we have the Ministers,

With the power and the will

To bullshit

For ever and ever.

 Amen.

 

The Election Haiku

The people have to choose

Between  a rock and hard place

Suffer in your jocks!

 

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